What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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Goldfinger

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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Live and Let Die

Moonraker

Diamonds Are Forever

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-”Ah so!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-All the bad guys are black.

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A View to a Kill

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Do people really have sex with animals?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

-J W Pepper

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Dr No

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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Octopussy

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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You Only Live Twice

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”